I bought a vegan, coconut milk chocolate bar. It melted in the heat before I could finish it.
i bought 20 rounds of oomox
A feeeemale engaging in trade. Unacceptable.
Ok here’s my last transaction:
500 big floppy dongs
\floppy dongs! Yes, this we will corner the market, and the profit will never end.
I bought a 30 day period bus ticket.
Rule of acquisition #47: the greater the travel, the greater the profit.
Acceptable
Probably some bidets too!
If Ferengi don’t brush but rather sharpen their teeth, I can only guess what else happens in the toilet.
Gulp
Ferengi Commerce Authority
Fuck you unferengi statist pig, free market! Free trade!
Fucking Anarcho-ferengi. Take your beetle snuff and hang out with your fully clothes feemales.
Said
tankieshipie hanging with the fed commies all day
Replica one ring from LotR, with chain… $6.99
I never thought I’d fight side by side with a Ferengi
What about a husband
Aye, that will do
Hah I missed that episode that’s awesome.
The House of Quark is a fantastic episode
Burrito at a local food truck
Stimulating the local non union business. Acceptable.
I’m not afraid of the FCA.
Getting a warrant to seize the contents of your fridge as we speak.
bg3 on playstation
i have it on the computer but im tired of waiting for crossplay and i wanted to play with my sister who lives a few hundred miles away
i love my sis :)
Can I play?
we already got a sorcerer and paladin whatchu playin as?
I paid my therapist :p
Wholesome. I support.
Mr. Brunt doesn’t want you to know this, but once he was roommates with me and he fucking killed my cat and then revived it with some green ooze and it turned into a monster and then he injected himself with that shit and he turned into this piece of shit Ferengi.
don’t trust him
Sorry your opinion is not registered unless you put a slip of latinum in the box.
YOU STILL OWE ME RENT
I bought a loosie off of a guy at a gas station. I am encouraging entrepreneurship
You’re the real hero.
I’m gonnja disclose deez nuts!
Specifically, 200 tonnes of grade b deez nuts imported in seven different shipments from Bajjor over a six month period.
Apparently making a chocolate bar that remained solid at high temperatures but was also edible was one of the holy grails of 20th century food science. M&Ms supposedly were one of hte results.
Acceptable only if you if you were able to get some extra nuts for your own personal stash out of the trade.
Well of course I didn’t report all of the nuts. Some of them were shoved in boxes labelled “Research tribbles, do not open or inspect”
I bought snacks, and breakfast cereal and frozen veggies. It was from a ferengi approved commerical mega corp where I work though. I only failed to scan 15% of the items as a test of corporate oversight. Really their inability to catch my test proves they aren’t worthy of being in their roles.
Rule of acquisition #85: the best kind of purchase is a theft.
I donated some money to a pirate wow server i use
“Donated”. Sounds like you’ve been affected by the sentiments of the hoomans you’re spending time with.
Haha i do get in-game items in exchange for my noblesse oblige
“Donation” is just the word for “deal” we use when one of the contract sides holds a phaser.
