imagines torturing Ralph for 500,000 years
Joke’s on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he’s being tortured!
Played yaself, torturer!
I can imagine 500,000 years pretty quickly by imagining it in a montage.
What music is playing during the montage?
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Ain’t even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday
Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!
Fuck you Ralph, you’ll live again the next time someone scrolls by
ruuuude
Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny’s dumpster.
Someday far, far into the deep future, Ralph may surface again as a Boltzmann Brain.
Would Ralph 's hat also stop existing?
No, Ralph’s hat exists outside of time and space. It is beyond our comprehension.
It’s scary, but it’s something we all face someday. One day, I’ll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.
You should be, Ralph.
Into the Ralphaverse
Oh well! Bite it, Ralph.
Murderer!
Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.
Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.
Damn it now I lost. It’s your fault for talking about the game! You lose too!
The moment I was looking and thinking about Ralph, the wifi lost connection to the internet.
Coincidence? Or was it Ralph? 3spooky5me, Ralphie ol’ boy!I get that this is a joke, but I was drunk the other day and had an existential crisis about something similar.
When I write stories, i am inventing a world which basically makes me a god. Am I a bad god for writing stories where terrible things happen?
Interestingly and coincidentally, a couple weeks after that both Overly Sarcastic Productions and Hello Future Me put out videos containing the quote “characters are not people” and I felt personally targeted by that (which is of course ridiculous because why would they know about me?)
Embrace the void, whatever your name is.
Jee thank. Just what my Monday needed, an existential crisis.