Imagine Implying that ovulating is not a legit reason to cry
I think they’re implying that legitimate things are immediate, sad, and personal. But I think all of these options are legitimate reasons to cry.
What’s an illegitimate reason? To manipulate someone
I don’t ovulate but some of these resonate
I am a big believer in the therapeutic effects of having a good solid cry.
I am man enough to cry when I need to and damn, a good solid cry does feel amazing when you are done.
Crying removes emotional tension and gets rid of excess energy, leaving you better able to deal with the issue after.
For most of my life whenever I felt shitty for a few days but hadn’t cried yet, I’d put on a sad movie and just bawl during the whole thing. Felt much better after a good cry and a good sleep.
Do people really go crazy when they are hungry? I keep seeing it and I assume it’s some exageration or meme.
I worked in the food service industry for 5 years, yes they absolutely do.
We had to call the police on people multiple times in those years for things as simple as “1 too many pickles on burger” because the dude got 4 pickles when he asked for 3.
Every single day, multiple times a day, people came in and lost their shit because they were hungry.
yes
A fun thing is that I don’t even have a uterus anymore but since I kept my ovaries, I still know when my period would’ve been because I still get emotional and hungry about it. Stupid body.
All of those are legitimate reasons to cry.
How about these?:
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I just found out Swans can be gay
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I just saw something happy, which made me sad because I don’t have that
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I saw the color purple
Also: remembering that swans can be gay
It’s ok for swans to be gay
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When I was 8 my mother brought me and my siblings to her boyfriend’s on Christmas Eve and they went out for drinks and left us with a 13 year old baby sitter. They dropped us in the driveway without bothering to let us in and his house was locked. It was snowing and we were scared. They didn’t come back until after midnight. She was drunk and blamed him and piled us into the car and took off and crashed into a snowbank. I had to go up to a stranger’s house early on Christmas morning and wake them up for help, which is probably why I am so awkward in social situations now.
- “Fluorescent lights in grocery store too bright, causing a downward spiral into existential dread.”
- Fluorescent lights too dim to “save energy” making everything creepier, causing increased nervousness
“Just Be Happy!” - every parent ever
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Legitimate reason, but I also hate fluorescent lights
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Jesus Christ lighting in a store really?
So, I did a bit of digging into this to find a reasonable explanation for this one. I’ve gone through dozens blog posts, research papers, and skimmed through two webinars on the topic. Turns out, this is actually a pretty contentious subject in the sociology field, and there’s a lot of competing explanations for this phenomenon. I reached out to an old colleague of mine, Prof. I.M. Bawling, author of Why Am I Crying? Tears, Wails, and Bellyaching Explained, and he was absolutely stumped. After a heated debate that ultimately resulted in the destruction of our lifelong friendship and revoking my invitation to Christmas dinner, the conclusion we’ve come to is:
It’s a joke.
I started to expect Hell in a Cell at the end of this. Good job. 😆
🌟 I’ll bring you some cookies for Christmas.
cookies are my favorite…
Oatmeal Raisin it is…
… and now he’s crying. Good job.