I understand a few, but C? What the fuck. That’s just fucking ridiculous.

Click bait title

The point here is that languages never die; they evolve. With ever-evolving technology, many programming languages will emerge in every decade according to the need of that particular time.

They just list some languages they know of, talk about TIOBE ranking and some tidbit they got off of hacker news or whatever. All to finish with a summary that contradicts the title. Lame. But hey, if selling that lemonade pays their rent then good for them.