• HWK_290@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    He was charged Friday with third-degree larceny, a felony punishable by up to five years in prison and up to $5,000 in fines

    Well, the fine shouldn’t be a problem for him, it just so happens…

  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Your honor, I would like to plead my innocence based on the precedent of “Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers” and I rest my case.