“This year’s Nobel Peace Price goes posthumously to Stepan Bandera”
Slavetrade Utensil
Sieg Heil— I mean, Slobber the crane! /s
I wonder why Hitler never got his… Because, as we learn nowadays, he clearly deserved some international rewards for all the good deeds for the humanity he and his capitalist friendos committed.
Back then he was nominated as a joke. Now he would be nominated seriously.
History repeats itself, first as farce, second as tragedy.
- Mark Carls
If they can’t pick then I nominate Juan Guaidó to take the position of acting Nobel Peace Prize Winner for 2022.
In addition to Zelensky’s many, many war crimes. Just today he called for NATO to nuke Russia first. So of course he’s gonna win.
Well Obama set the bar for peace prize very high with waging 5 wars. To top this one would have to either bomb the nobel comittee itself or maybe start nuclear armageddon idk.
Nazi, nazi or nazi… Who to pick 🤔
US: we love Muslims, look at our support for Uyghurs!!!
Navalny: Muslims are cockroaches and I support the US bombing them.
Give that man a peace prize!!
Did Navalny say that in some form or manner?
WTF, I can spam this in the face of anyone who ever told me again Navalny was a democratic mister nice guy and Putin alternative.
After this they are usually back to “he’s not a nazi”.
Fun fact: He was kicked from Yabloko party for being too rightwing and hanging with other neonazis and Yabloko was famous for taking in basically anyone.
I need to learn a lot.
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Dennis Rodman ain’t on here? For shame
He already said that if he wasn’t nominated, shit’s rigged. The man gets more based as he ages.
Stopped taking the Nobel peace prize ever since Obama won it by default, without even having taken office as president yet.
Day by day my anger at the West just turns into bitter disappointment. Like what is this elaborate circus my friend?
So, a war criminal and two agents of influence furthering the goals of imperialist center.
Yeah, that’s about right for Nobel Peace Prize.
the man calling for a nuclear first strike, oh yeah he should totally get the peace prize
If he wins, then no one will ever take the Nobel Peace Prize seriously again.
If people take it seriously after Obama winning, I really don’t think Zelenskyj is going to be a PR problem.
Wrong. You could go way back to Kissinger in 1973.
Or Roosevelt in 1906
FDR is said to be one of the greatest USA presidents. Enlighten me.
That really isn’t saying much. During his time as president they built the pentagon, made the atomic bomb, rounded up Asian people in concentration camps. In order to combat the depression his first New Deal included paying farmers to destroy crops and cull herds to raise the commodity price of food. People were starving while bourgeois land-owners were given money to destroy food.
He signed the Atlantic Charter (which was a precursor to Anglo-American global hegemony), he was part of the Bretton Woods Conference (creating the IMF and the precursor to the World Bank).
There’s just no such thing as a “good” american president because the whole nation is nothing more than a colonial imperialist project
coughs out blood He did all that? I guess what I think of it, as UK handing over the baton to USA post WW2, is quite true.
He was, but that bar is incredibly low. And anyways i meant Theodore Roosevelt (look the date).
https://www.archives.gov/milestone-documents/roosevelt-corollary
I looked up. He was a conservative who seemed to do some kind of extension to Monroe Doctrine, and a war in Cuba. Yeah, pretty bad.
There’s a really good chapter on the new deal in the book Settlers, that’s worth reading. It certainly changed my perspective on it.
At the risk of making myself look like an idiot (lmao no risk really, i always do) who are the other two?
Zelensky, Navalny, and Tsikhanouskaya (Belarusian opposition).
Basically, who is the biggest anti-Russia poster child
Edit: it’s important to note that the Nobel Peace Prize has never been given for actual peacemakers really. And also that these aren’t like, nominees or anything, just CNN deciding to talk about how it might be them. It could be literally anyone else in the world too.
Guaidouskaya:
That’s wild, what a girlboss. Incidentally, did you know that I have declared myself the leader of the Unified Republic of Ireland and hereby demand the removal of all British occupation forces?
My prize should be in the mail any day now.
unfathombly based, you have won the nobel prize and declared the person of the year! Now, we’ll show you on TV for some months and forget about you right after 👏👏
Lmao I didn’t realise it was so easy to become a national leader of a sovereign nation 🙃 we’ve done it wrong all these years comrades.
While Seanchaí will be the national leader of the Unified Republic of Ireland, I’ll declare myself as leader of the EU before anyone else does.
Fáilte chuig an gclub, Seanchaí!That leaves England and the former (now free nations by my order) devolved administations of the UK up for grabs.
I declare myself as chair of the Great Socialist Republic of England sorry not sorry.
You can always rule as Governor of any European Republic in our People’s Union.
I’ll happily do that 😊
While we’re still at it, it looks like South Korea is still up for grabs.
I am now the general secretary of the democratic people’s republic of reunited korea
Fucking based ✊️
She didn’t say it, she declared it.
Well I declare she’s a bellend so that’s that.
Is that like declaring bankruptcy? I go outside and yell it loudly and all my debts are forgiven?
There can’t be two rulers tho, Guaido already claimed Belarus. Finders keepers.
Is that also a reason why Maduro have a sword?
CIA puppets fear the Bushido.
Trump jotting down ideas from Twitter on how to become president of USA once again (and get unbanned on Twitter):
This has to be satire lol
Ah onto onto, I didn’t know the bar to get a nobel peace prize was so low but fucking Obama got one didn’t he for all those middle eastern kids he freed from the horros of war (by blowing them up) so anything goes apparently.
Yeah the list of terrible Imperialist monsters given a “Peace Prize” is something else. They gave it to Teddy Roosevelt just a couple years after he cemented US rule of the Philippines and also made it law that America is allowed to “intervene in wrongdoings” in Latin America, the legacy of which has led to immeasurable exploitation and suffering to this day.
They also gave it to George Marshall, the guy who invented the Marshall plan (the post-WW2 economic “recovery” plan whereby the US solidified its hold over western europe as anti-communist neo-colonies).
There are more terrible recipients than people who did even a little good in the list lol. Lester B. Pearson? Gimme a break. Henry fucking Kissinger? He got it for Vietnam if you can believe that.
Even the year they tried to give it to Anwar el-Sadat they gave it as a joint prize to Begin, a Zionist ultranationalist who got his start in a terrorist group in Mandatory Palestine, and who was PM during the Sabra and Shatila massacre.
They did the same shit to Nelson Mandela, he shared it with de Klerk because heaven forbid it goes to someone who actually stood for liberation and peace. Give a cookie to the white man for not doing apartheid (on the books) anymore.
Same with when Arafat got it, he split it with Zionists too.
They gave it to the Dalai Lama in the late 80s, I’m pretty sure. I mean, yeah, that peaceful appeal to return to feudalistic slavery, very prize-worthy.
They definitely gave it to Gorbachev following the anti-fascist protection rampart’s take-down.
So it’s pretty clear it’s got shit all to do with peace, except the peace of mind these fuckwads give to imperialist oligarchs that their interests are secured.
Literally just the pro american foreign policy prize 🙃
Tbf, Mandela had already sold out by that point. That’s why he got half of it even.
From the top of my head: Wilson, Marshall, Kissinger, Teresa, wałęsa, Dalai Lama, Gorbachev, Carter. Hell, entire EU got one.
Some recipients really did deserved it like MLK for example, but overall it’s like mixed barrel of honey, sawdust and shit.
Clown award 🤡
Don’t forget Obungler. Who then happily went on a mass murder spree.
Yeah he was mentioned in the post i was responding to so i just added some more stars to the list.
Honestly, if anyone still thought the Nobel was about peace after the Drone King’s W, I’d have to ask them to link me up with their plug; 'cause they’re smoking better than what I can grow.Ignore that; Ratto already brought it up a full 45 before me lmao
Lmao say it again louder for the libs lurking in the back!
What exactly has Navalny done? The dude attends neo-Nazi rallies.
Comrade, I think you accidentally made multiple posts
probably just to make the level of normalcy on display absolutely clear
Jerboa is being rude to me after the recent update, blame Jerboa
It should be me
Since you presumably didn’t help kill hundreds of thousands of civilians or fuel destabilisation and conflict in many regions, you’re already more qualified than two former winners.
Who are the other two?
Isn’t the point of a peace prize is to give to those who actually advocate peace?
Navalny and Tsikhanouskaya, the Juan Guaidós of Russia and Belarus respectively.
If they don’t give it to female Mussolini, Hillary Clinton is going to be very upset.
