I love Zach

God hasn’t been seen since he fired himself out of that cannon

Shut the fuck up Mario, Luigi is hot! You’re the ugly one here!

He’s getting a head high

So you’re the reason all the PE foam balls had chunks missing!

I’m sure we can find a middle ground, not wanting to die is selfish

Nobody:

“No I don’t have a doctorate, I just do it for the sport”

Doesn’t he also not want to be king? Like thats how he starts off in the movie (I may be wrong please correct me if so)

Impossible, we’d take Mexico in just 3 days. It won’t even be a war, just a special military operation in the region. They’ll probably welcome our troops when they come through anyhow.

what do you mean they’re fighting back?

Always annoying when he leaves half way through a game

Full of crime

I mean, all golfers are basically the same /s

Very, it seems to be pondering me

So assuming 25 advent calenders in the advent calender, each with the correct amount of days (1st has 25, 2nd has 24, etc), how many chocolates would there be in total?

Borb

He’s missing his “engage” tattoo

It’s middle managers all the way up. They all direct you to their manager

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It’d have to be like 50% toilets