Instead of treating my intense joint pain, I just got prescribed an app with streching exercises. Thanks for nothing.

Baseball, huh?

Look I’m usually not a fan of NSFW instances. But man, this photo is a banger. Well done.

Your feet.

For legal reasons, this is a joke.

Me when I snooze.

Don’t fear the man who’s taken 10.000 shits, fear the man that has taken the same shit 10.000 times.

I’ll doomwalk off a cliff.

I just say that without dropping my coffee.

I’m going to gromit suicide.

Go to back to the big bang. You presence alone will butterfly effect the earth out of existence.

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nobody gets treated worse than I do online, nobody.

Women: “Let us introduce ourselves.”

So not only are you blinded, you also distract yourself from the road by fiddling around with your mirrors?

Andrew Tate is the actual guy, while Eminen was just a character. Marshall Matters was a guy who was trying to raise a daughter and give her a normal childhood, all while her mother and himself were fighting severe drug addiction.

Globalism and aviation has killed the deterrent of a rebellion. While it was always true, that no matter how big of a monster you are, there is always a place on earth where your money is welcome with open hands. Back in the day, the people that bled their country into ruin still had to walk the same streets as everybody else if they wanted to get to this sanctuary, or rot away isolated in their palaces. To flee meant to potentially meet somebody they had no power or influence over, and thus, punishment. But now they can simply get into a private helicopter or private plane and can leave to their foreign vacation home and live the rest of their days in a country where even a little money is still more important than having pricipals.
That’s why it will not only happen again, but will also never stop, because there are no more consequences for the rich.

He sacrificed his natural skin color.

Wait a god damn minute…

Is that why they are called knockers =_=?

So a brownie without the brown.

*Dark Souls flashback intensifies*

If Zelenski pulled himself up by his bootstraps, he also could go golfing and skiing one day. /s