Margot Robbie

I pick the hungry danger puppies, if I get to feed them that is.

Because I already use Arch btw.

Wow, what kind of person would go on the Internet and just pretend to be somebody else online? People these days have no shame anymore.

The guy in this meme looks like he’s really into the patriarchy and horses for some reason.

I sure do wonder what movie this meme is from and on what platform I can watching it on. Hmmm.

I bet it’s whatever chemical that’s in those vats at Ace Chemicals that the upstanding citizens of Gotham kept falling into and come out as clowns.

Like, why would any company make a chemical which the only purpose seems to be to get psychiatrists to beat people up with baseball bats on roller skates?

Would a world famous celebrity like Britney Spears really do that? Just go on the Internet and start shitposting bags of shredded cheese?

This is what a REAL 🤠 looks like:

I vote for the new name to be Margot Linux.

But there is something to be said about superliminal messaging as well.

Instead of trying to subtly influence people to watch your movie, why not tell them directly to watch your movie instead?

It’s times like these that online advertisements need to get creative to get ahead in this never ending adblocking arms race, just like the very subtle advertisement in the car chase scene in the Academy Award nominated film, “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.

No, I’m an actress, silly!

On the other hand, I could be aggressively breakdancing as I’m typing this comment on my phone as you are reading this, and you would have no idea either.

Wow, my favorite food is conincentally nonspecified sandwiches too! He is so relatable, he’s just like regular folks like you or me!

But I was expecting to see fat Ryan Gosling… 😔

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It’s for… a personal project.

Sure, you got it, Lifecoach5000!

Speaking of sequels, I’m happy to announce that “Barbie 2: The Search for More Money” will continue exactly where the first movie left off,

(It’s based on a true story.)

Mr. President, this website called “hecksbear dot net” kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this “doll movie” that I was supposedly in never existed?

Tell me about it, it’s like, every time I want to get some grilled prawns there’s always someone who goes “Oi mate, where’s yer Barbie license?”

I’m surprised people still write that in their work email.

Writing a long letter to friends or people you want to work with is one thing, but for routine work email it should be short and to the point, nobody has time to read an essay about wells if your job doesn’t involve, well, wells.

So now Shadowheart is easily the most agreeable companion in the game since she approves of everything good or bad you do as long as it does not involve Shar or Lae’zel.