Pretend you are pressing your foot on a water balloon and you don’t want it to burst.

I only came here to understand why they airlift goats barrel full of monkeys style.

Agreed, didn’t make it through the opening scene before I went “Yup this wasn’t made for me click”

You’ll see all sorts of crazy shit breathing in the toxic mold that’s in the attic.

I’ll make that pussy bop

Yeah this is mid

My hydration secret is I have someone give it to me in a basket everyday and if I don’t put the lotion on my skin I get the hose again.

Oh no 😯

Sloth, you are too lazy to do any of it and just imagined it all.

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Vet med is like this because they don’t really make specialized equipment for every animal. Was on a tour behind the scenes at a zoo and they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal.

They don’t make masks for anything besides dogs and cats and making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

This is where the cement chipped off at the top of the garage door and the inside of the brick was exposed from below. Not a weep hole.

I had mason bees living in the brick around my garage. Instead of murdering them all. I put out an insect house on a nearby tree, than cemented over all their homes well they were empty.

They promptly redirected to the new home, everyone was happy. Sometimes you have to be creative and put in a tad more work to redirect supposed pests.

Old house I lived in previous owner wrapped duck tape around leaks in the ducts. When around and replaced it all with metal tape, 100x better airflow.

Can’t confirm, I’m only a Starfox and do a barrel roll instead.

DO NOT TAKE ME AS A CONJURER OF CHEAP TREATS!

Did hobbits support the death penalty?

I need someone else to give me the “With great power…” speech as they die.