Beardy doesn’t have a grip on his gun and the other guys seems to be holding a thin grip that puts his trigger finger on the clip and his thumb behind the actual trigger. Unless this is some type of extra safe carry, I think it’s another clue.

Aliens

The joke is that 8 lying down (ie, rotated by 90°) is ∞

I kept reading “Man taLking trash to a dumpster” and I was like lol get rekt noob it wasn’t even armed. Then I read “dumpster with gun” and thought hmm, maybe it was. I should go to sleep.

Oh god this looks hilarious. Please english for me?

C

C plus

C plus plus

C sharp

C sharp sharp

C through time and space

Edit: formatting

Australia…

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B

Why is that so fucking funny???

Damn, I missed the “by a” and thought a woman swallowed a python and thought, “fuck yeah, see how you like it, you bastard!”

Need my coffee.

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You sick sick bastard. I love it

Yup… Somehow, being able to suffer financially is somehow a sign of your academic commitment. Post-docs are rare enough and most professors dont even get tenure anymore. The result is an insular community of hyper-competitive credit-chasing asshats looking to put their name on your work because you needed their signature for something once.

No thank you.

Well, I’ll be!

Huh, go on…

Cancel

Cancel.

Cancel!

Cancel, god damn you!

Blasted thing, cancel!!

Motocross Madness 2, baby. That’s when I knew…

What are you doing, step-hydro-bro?

C° or °C bud?