Bold of you to assume he knows who most of them are.

Longer hair looks great on you! And the beard-shadow is almost all gone too, is that hair removal or HRT or both?

Cat tax!

Pretty sure thats “relief that its over”, not “accomplishment”

Is this a rehash of whole “pizza deliveries to the pentagon” thing?

You also aren’t supposed to aim directly at people but bounce them off the ground, IIRC

Ye Olde Chainmail Bikini.

shrug i cook for myself because it generally tastes better than a good 80% of restaurants in my area, usually for less money. My finances are (thankfully) not so tight that I’m calculating how much it costs to keep an oven on for 30 minutes.

SHUN THE BLASPHEMER!

I agree with them tbh, its not every time but they do tend to taste dirty with the skin on.

More than you’d expect I imagine. Lots of blues.

Aerosmith is outright gone (probably for the best. They cant make it through a single song without talking about it)

Britain (not the UK as a whole) has their moments, but its nowhere near the same intensity as the US

The newer ones don’t have the weird gel keyboard, they’re pretty sweet.

I legit own a duck the size of the biggest one on that thing. It was leftover from an office prank.

What? The communications app owned by Facebook is using data from other Facebook owned platforms to target ads? Who could have ever seen this coming!

HAIL, ADVENTURER

“Relaxing (adjective)” could be literally anything and will never be consistently the same things.

“Relaxing (verb)” is a foreign concept

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Animaniacs

Invader Zim

Ed Edd n Eddy

The Mighty Bee (this came out while i was a teenager but felt like a fever dream)

CAAAAAAARL

Same. Unless there’s another thing eaten with it causing intestinal distress (lactose intolerance or especially greasy food), I’m fine.

I have legitimately gassed out my parents house with airborn capsaicin making salsa (also, don’t rinse out a cooking pot using steaming hot water, folks!) using some unusually potent habaneros and scorpion peppers. Great way to clear your sinuses, lingered for a couple days though