The real question is can you source ink for it?
Preferably 3rd party, but a quick look shows HP ink on sale for $20 at Walmart.
As for the printer itself, never connect it to the internet. If your router has the right features, you should be able to get it on the network without giving it internet. You shouldnt need to update unless whatever version it’s on happened to be broken.
I don’t believe so, but that was in Navada. It was just a big alien themed party. People had fun and left.
In NYC though…people + fun???