why would I take a train when the store is 3 minutes walking diatance

brb gonna go into the woods with an ethylene tank and do some trolling

because men’s restrooms are covered in piss

many hotels cheap out and have crappy curtains that are designed in such a way that it can’t be overlapped

nah, they just need to fire some useless managers and reroute the pay to the workers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdOHBIppx8

that’s right, they can just ask amazon to shut it down

nah they give you the certificate on birth https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/22/microplastics-revealed-in-placentas-unborn-babies

Btw, that sounds a lot like warrant canaries, where you say that no subpoena orders were recieved as of the date xxxx and if it doesn’t get updated it means that a subpoena was recieved.

Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary

An example of a canary from the web mail service cock.li: https://cock.li/canary.asc.txt

they can just smash the computer with the scripts running

shush!!! google indexes Lemmy too!

Fun fact: Rabbits are sold with the head still attached because once skinned, they are very similar to cats and some producers were caught selling cats as rabbits

I don’t get it, is it just funny because gorilla or is there a correlation to some illness?

they probably did the thing journalists reporting on chatgpt do, where they use ai (in this case the new gpu’s capabilities for ai) to make the article and then say “ChatGPT/the new gpu wrote that”

you’d wish, but the thing with drugs is “you” (the drugs in you) wanna continue even in poverty and homelessness

I don’t think ADHD ever enjoyed status as a “cool” diagnosis though

the last couple years on tiktok, but its tiktok so whatever

my blue backpack

also watch this video to see the standard taken to the extreme

something something Luigi mangione something capitalism

Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight