Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on

Indeed I have

“They went back into the water” - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

I have considered the evidence

Looks like the man’s living the libertarian dream to be honest.

I bet he paid for a private road to his house too

Edit: Skill issue not having private fire services on speed dial already, unless he was counting on the gubment to save him from fires‽

Ha, and Scientists actually want us to Believe this‽

Sears Tower

Well of course, that’s the point of being in a captive audience, like at the movie theater or airport. At least they aren’t bleeding you for $8.50 for the same bottle. Makes it hurt a little less if one of your treats in life is watching a game, and someone needs to start the precedent of slowing down the momentum of overcharging for basic goods

MAHONEY!!!

If you live in South Carolina, I urge you to write your representatives. I wonder how many South Carolinians are actually in approval of these policies

1. Spin up an AI voice detector service
2. Spam ads for the service in India
3. ???
4. Profit!

The Political Price is Right!

Good luck, Jack!

The Degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games, including Defender of the Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square.

Can’t wait to see this post and comments screenshotted on hexbear 🍿

Just a dumb anti alt-right joke I should’ve kept out of this non-political community. My bad y’all

“These kinds of hardware-specific issues are really difficult to test for ahead of time, which is why we’re always asking for more beta testers!”

Beta test? No thanks, I don’t drink soy!

Manifest your dreams lol

RadarScope Pro is the first that came to my mind. I don’t live in tornado country anymore, but got plenty of use out of it when I did

The models remind me of the Alice software I had to use back in college; what an aesthetic!