So is the lack of sp-hybridising and resultant ~120° angle a second layer of this joke? 🤔🙊

Just because you waste 80% of the food you get doesn’t mean you can’t still be twice as fast as everyone else at getting new food!

Haben sie uns etwa die ganze Zeit getestet‽

Und haben wir gut oder schlecht abgeschnitten? 😳

Also although you will have a hard(-ish) time scratching the glass by using a good shirt if you have any kind of coating on your glasses (such as a blue filter or anti-reflex coating or whatever) you CAN easily scratch those (usually)!

May they said it “twice” because they actually fluoresce under green light as well?

/s

Aber das ist ja schon Woololoooo 2. Auch schon in der ersten Ausgabe war es ein super spiel!

If we already regularly ignore infinities in the self-energy of electrons and other divergent stuff what’s a little division by zero here or there?

Nah that’s really not clear enough to shoehorn him in… I mean he still needs to be able to breathe!

Dafür ist die doch auch nach unten gebaut worden und nicht nach oben!.

Jetzt kann man erst noch extra Schwung holen und dann noch weiter springen!

Only if it meant more cocaine because it needs to be redone…

(Gewürz)gurken erhebt euch! Lasst uns die Tomaten mit unserer überragenden säuerlichkeit und durchschnittlich härterem Innenleben Niedermachen.

It’s a wheel, it’s supposed to turn over and over and over ad infinitum!

/S (because it’s big sarcasm instead of small.)

So you are basically trying to humblebrag to everyone here that you already achieved a fucks-given-count of 0 for this app?

Impressive, if not a little underhanded. But still very impressive!

I absolutely agree! Both should get degrees, because that would make temperatures finally make sense!

(I am aware that the degree symbol has something or other to do about not being absolute yada yada yada 😅)

Just as particle physicists measure everything in energy (eV to be precise…)

Mass? eV Energy? eV Distance? 1/eV Time? Guess what: 1/eV as well! This also means velocity has unit 1…

And the worst part: it turns out to be extremely useful!

Wait, where early humans eating the angels so they had to evolve‽

So is that the “Zange”? Because you need to go from the things you are holding (the information, in “German”) to the hinge (the literal English translation) and back down again (actual German translation) to understand (aka grasp it)‽

No no! They were talking about the police chili last night! That was some serious ass-suicide this morning …

For anyone else stumbling about this revelation: It very well wouldn’t be Unicode otherwise now, would it?

There’s a reason linguists and computer scientists sometimes get mental breakdowns over emoji because the know that those same emoji were on the same agenda taking up actual time as discussions about which ancient language or newly discovered grapheme/symbol/lexicogram/whatever should be added first/next. (Not saying emoji aren’t also tremendously important/good/what ever additions!!)

No don’t listen to them!

Keikaku means cake! (Muffin to be precise, because we got the muffin button!)