I recently ran my first game of The Witch is Dead for my kids’ first game and we had a blast. You play as woodland creatures trying to avenge the death of a friendly witch. It has simple, one page rules so you don’t get bogged down flipping through a book trying to find stuff. It also has a little chart you can use to give you some basic points for your adventure, but it’s fine if you make your own thing up.

Another one page game you might want to check out is Everyone is John. I haven’t played it yet, but from what I’ve seen it tends to get kind of dark since everyone is a competing personality trying to control John.

I’m not really into figures, but I was hoping they were going to be the Turtles dressed like wrestlers like they’ve done before. I still wish I would have grabbed a Macho Man Michelangelo.

Sweet, although it’s not like I need an excuse to buy more games on Steam.

Does that mean he’ll be the first person to be officially #blessed?

Any time someone tells you they have an easy trick for some life changing ability ask yourself why everyone doesn’t know about it already. Probably because it doesn’t do squat.

Balan Wonderworld is such a wonderful pile of nonsense. It has all of these different power-ups, but a good portion of them are just different ways to shoot or jump. It feels like it was made for small kids, but there’s no way a kid could get through some of the difficult parts toward the end. The absolute lack of any explanation as to why anything is happening. I love it so much.

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