I’ll be home for Christmas…

Savage

I’m the baby!

Interesting how it’s phrased as a bad thing. Article was probably sponsored by Big Coal.

Get him a cardboard box. He’s sad because there are no cardboard boxes.

https://www.investopedia.com/trading/hedging-beginners-guide/

More like bet 80% on a likely thing and 20% on a disaster.

Sounds about right.

What’s D2A?

I don’t know, the top 2 were a little murdery like from a horror movie. #5 was great though, so dramatic!

Mute the ads

At what point during “leaving it alone” does the profit happen?

The shoe horns are fine, there’s something funny about your technique.

🤙

Call me

Sounds like you pulled a muscle. You can’t hurry recovery for that. Pulled muscles hurt when they contract and you might think stretching will help, but it won’t.

In the future you need to make sure you’re warmed up properly before lifting.

Sloppy joes is the new spaghetti code

You can’t reason with an irrational opinion. I applaud you for trying, but don’t blame yourself if it doesn’t work.

Ooo interesting. The parallels with CFS are fascinating.

The system is working exactly as intended: extract value from postdocs for slave wages, discard, repeat.

Oh and throw in a dash of gaslighting and emotional hazing for good measure.

Wait for you first puncture then switch over, no rush.