• Sentinian@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    Next time someone asks me how I am I will just send a poorly cropped screenshot of that cat cause it sums it up perfectly

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      1 year ago

      You know… I never thought about that. I would usually wonder why trainers only have like 2 or 3 pokemon.

      I only have 2 dogs despite there likely being 150 breeds. What kind of psycho would horde so many pokemon?

      Imagine a charmander and evolutions. Constant fire hazard from the tail alone. That little fuck would spend it’s entire life in it’s pokeball if I want to have any hope of insurance covering my house.

      Actually I feel like insurance just wouldn’t cover you if you have any pokemon at all unless you pay extremely high premiums.

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        1 year ago

        Also that’s not even mentioning all the world damage adventuring with something like a fire pokemon would be, starting fires everywhere. I’m sure electric pokemon cause huge issues with the power grid with spikes. Sounds like an absolute nightmare to work in infrastructure.