“This bitch is going to die tonight. Laugh it up lady. I can find a new can-opener.”

Mittens regretted the second helping of wet food the moment the crowd yelled “Surprise!”.

The conical nuclear core felt heavier and heavier but Reginald knew he must endure to save the entire city.

What is a spring?

A spring is an object that can be deformed by a force and then return to its original shape after the force is removed. Springs come in a huge variety of different forms, but the domestic cat is probably the most familiar. Cats are an essential part of almost all moderately complex household environments…

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