If my mother had to apologize for me doing shit like this, to the point of describing me as a creep, I would be too ashamed to ever leave the house again.
We have reached peak cringe (please do not get cringier i cant handle it)
I feel like we say that about Elon Musk about once every 2 weeks, and somehow he keeps getting worse.
I am struggling to think of worse than “my son is a sexpest” and the SNL cock thing but I’m sure he will deliver
SNL cock thing
Wait, what? I must have missed that one but I don’t want to put that in my search engine. I’m guessing that it’s better not knowing?
NSFW
Flashing off his PP in the SNL opening was one plan and one of the ‘funniest’ ideas, according to him…
we’ve done it - we’ve scientifically determined the largest understatement physically possible
I don’t know if it’s the largest but it’s definitely like the tesla (unit of magnetic flux density) - way too large to be used normally in anything more than a millionth or a thousandth.
“a bit”
i am genuinely incapable of imagining the interior experience of maye musk. clearly we’re not talking about this reality, but i don’t think we’re even dealing with a near one.
As the consciousness of the real world diminishes, alterations in the senses during a k-hole may lead to illusions and hallucinations. While usually temporary, some people have shown ongoing dissociative and psychotic symptoms
with long-term ketamine misuse.Let creeple enjoy things.
But mooooooooooom
How I feel waking up having to apply for countless jobs I know I will never even get an interview for while billionaire manchildren can do fuck-all all day and if I complain there’s billions of smug, stuck up pricks eager to rub his dumb luck in my face.
I’m convinced karma works in reverse.
Is it too late for her to get an abortion?
Between this and the multiple fistfight challenges, Elon is a rare person who’s life is being saved by their mother well into their 50s
uummmmmmmmm
