I really despise how infantalizing modern work environments are.

For your compliance citizen, there are pretzels in the break room (LIMIT 5 PER WORKER).

Bit idea, self immolate and list this as the only reason on a final Twitter post.

ahahaa go fuck yourself

We appreciate you but not enough to give you full packs of sweets apparently (obviously workers deserve more than that but still)

Workers could try organise a fake reward like this for Bezos