Oh man I’d love to see the civil unrest in the red States when they don’t have us new Yorkers to give them their welfare payments.
You forgot Colorado. But yes.
Accepting pleas from other comments here, Canada could get away with about this. And if they have the whole Pacific border, I’ll also throw in Hawaii for free.
Y’all are going to regret taking Arizona. And, frankly, everything in California not in view of the coast.
I think they’d maybe rather be independent?
I don’t think this is framed as a takeover.
We should give Texas to Mexico just to spite them
Brilliant.
Get Virginia too!
Fuck that bougie ass state. Entirely occupied by weapons contractors. Leave them in New Honkia
I was just hoping to be Canadian.
move to Chicago.
Listen.
MD will take Pennsylvania and bring it into new Canadania as long as we can bring West Virginia with us too.
They’re dumb but they’re our dumbs.
Trump: Fine, they can have California for all I care.
Advisors: Sir, if California were its own country it would be the world’s 6th largest economy.
Trump: How about if we just send all the Mexicans there with some beautiful rakes?
They are already here. Who the fuck you think does the farming?
5th largest
Wonderful news, everyone!
Solving the problem is dissolving all borders so the working class isn’t divided into easily managed nation states.
Can someone ask r/askconservatives how they feel about this plan?
Hell yeah! Minnesota is in.
WI and MI want in on that, for sure
Well, MI at least
Milwaukee and Madison at least…
MI voted for the orange bad man so… no…
Yes. Need Michigan or Detroit area if alternative is to destroy big 3 auto industry.
Poor Colorado
On behalf of California, we accept this proposal, and we accept Canada as our new federal government.
I also propose we officially refer to the remainder of the US as “Dumbfuckistan”.
Give Texas, Arizona and new Mexico to Mexico, and push all the white trash to Florida.
Ah, the united states of poor america.
Maine is basically Canada anyway
I’d love this to happen just so the USA can steamroll Canada into their backyard.
Hey don’t leave New Mexico out, we’re cool!
