That looks too much like a scam to be real. The “Protectors” look like they’re retired or actors who play “Mafia Guy 2” and the business model makes no sense. If somebody is rich enough to need one of these hyperspecialised goons they can just tell their secretaries to hire some as part of their security, hopefully actually trained in urban security rather than sniping or explosives or low intensity warfare like half those big boys portray themselves. I know that’d be more trustworthy than the app given my first immediate thought was “how would one sabotage this?”

But either way, I’m still fond of any symptom that the spectre of Luigi is haunting the US. Hope these ghouls never forget that all it takes is a couple bullets, and the US is the country with the most guns per capita.

Comes with a choose your fighter screen: https://xcancel.com/nikitabier/status/1891687698324131920#m