I really spent all my time, money, and materials repairing their beloved community center only for them to never use it
One of my favorite things about Stardew Valley is how moddable it is. Mod where they actually use the community center. I think there are a couple other mods that do this too if you go looking, they’d probably vary in implementation
In my head I read this in Trump’s voice. You will too.
How? Those are full, coherent sentences.
Okay, so listen to this, everybody. The Stardew Valley NPCs are getting all upset with me for digging in their trash, like, seriously? What’s the problem? I’m a genius, folks, very successful, and I carry this town all the time! They’re all like “Ew! That’s awful!” But you know what’s not awful? The fact that people showed up in droves at my last rally - a gigantic crowd! They love me, they really do! Without me here, Pelican Town would be in shambles, believe me! So let’s not kid ourselves, don’t test me, or I’ll show them what a mess looks like!
Still way too cogent.
B-but my hands! They’re so BIG!
Thumbnail took a bit to load, for a second I thought this would be about Pierre
