• Veilus@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    It’s that shitty beard cut. It’s meant to make your jaw look more square, but he’s already got a square jaw (looks like plastic surgery though) and then adding the beard like that makes it look like a plastic mask that doesn’t fit properly. My ex had a fettish for scary masks, and this dude would probably still traumatize her once she realized it’s his real face.

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      10 months ago

      Man that gives me a lot to ponder.

      But most importantly you’re saying I can finally have the square jaw of my dreams?

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        10 months ago

        The beard line can only do so much but it can make it look more square. Tbh a well trimmed full beard does the job better though