[Chorus]
Ah well, everybody’s heard about the GERD.
G-G-G-GERD, a GERD, GERD, GERD is the word.
Ah well, a GERD, GERD, GERD, the GERD is the word.
Anyway, anyone else sing songs, change words to songs about your ailments?
I have this one, and I had written a whole one for Metallica’s Sanitarium called Chronic Pain (But deleted it in a fit of rage about 5 years ago). As well as one for the Jabberwocky poem…I think I can remember some of it.
T’was achy in the taichy joints.
Did wryde and balder in the Inge.
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Beware the Crackerback, my son.
The bones that creak, the joints that crack
Beware the throbthrob knee, and shun
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