Furries?
You mean werewolves… the whole “fursuit” thing is just a ruse
Man imagine getting bit by a werewolf, waiting eagerly for the next full moon to see what kind of powerful, badass creature you’ll transform into… Only to get hit by a ray of moonlight and see this looking back at you in the mirror.
Is that… your mirror?
Honestly
Could’ve been a sergal
Reminds me of that Mayhem song, Fabulous In Eternity.
Vampire being caught dead in a shabby coffin; really had me. Great chuckle.
I don’t think they secure coffins anymore. These days we’ve got a nice little thing called gravity. I hear dirt has a lot of it. Also the hinges keep everything in line.
You’re going to eat your sarcastic words once the zombie apocalypse is in full swing.
The Jews have it really secure. The put a literal one ton rock on top of their burials. They’re called ledgers. Not gonna see any Jewish zombies digging their way out.
I don’t have much experience, but the few occupied coffins I’ve seen had screws (with decorative wooden balls so you don’t need tools) and no hinges at all.
