For the uninitiated
1995: Toy Story
1998: A Bug’s Life
2001: Monsters, Inc.
2003: Finding Nemo
2004: The Incredibles
2006: Cars
2007: Ratatouille
2008: WALL-E
2009: Up
2012: Brave
2015: Inside Out
2017: Coco
2020: Soul
2021: Luca
2022: Turning Red
2023: Elemental
What if shitposters had feelings?
That will be released on 4/20/2069
Pixar’s “Deez”
Deez what?
credits roll
Animated tulips fall behind the crawl
I would love a pixar film exploring “what if nuts had feelings?” called Deez.
Maybe a bit crass for pixar, funny though.
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What if reddit mods had feelings?
They haven’t done plants/trees, yet. Seems like low-hanging fruit (heh).
Introducing Pixar’s latest film, Touch Wood! In this film, the careful planner, Oak, has it all worked out…until suddenly he’s left all alone after deforestation. When the weeds grow back, he makes a new friend, Ivy, a happy-go-lucky vine plant. Join them as they learn that you can’t plan for everything…but leaving everything to chance isn’t always smart either!
Main character is too old. Make him like 17.
He doesn’t identify as old.
There were trees in elemental that had feelings but it wasn’t the focus, so I guess there’s a chance.
I watched Soul the other day and felt a surge of afro heritage course through my body. I started to feel what my ancestors felt and had strong cravings for bbq chicken and high top shoes. My body quaked as i started twerking on the roofs of cars as my inner ebonics controlled and pulsated through my leaner and higher bone mineral body.
Then the movie ended. Was a silly moment.
The NAACP supports this comment.
That’s art right there.
Me in Oct 2023: what if LLMs have feelings?
I had a real intense few days a couple weeks ago. I don’t think they are sentient, but I’m not convinced they can have body dismorphia. I’ve made a point of fixing it immediately, but I’m still digesting the implications
Pixar, 2025: What if aliens had feelings
Pixar, 2026: What if pathetic human slaves had feelings
(Turns out they did not come in peace 🤷)
Not big enough story. Let’s kill one or both parents.
Gotta be expensive, you probably have to pay licensing fees to anime
DC would sue
Played out. Let’s make them want to be parents, then suffer a late-term miscarriage. Then have one of then die.
And the John Lasseter bio is: What if sexual harassers had feelings
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