“Mildly” is putting it…mildly
Don’t cross the streams!
What’re you talking about? That’s the sword dueling arena.
Edit: I have an insane level of stage fright when I pee, so this is a no go for me lol.
Don’t wear shorts here.
As long as you don’t make eye contact or talk to each other.
for those with a split stream
There have been mornings when I needed this.
Then when I started to have to clean my own toilet I migrated to sitting down.
The infuriating thing here is that they aren’t even properly aligned
Try not to touch each others dicks while pissing (impossible mode)
It’s so you can look over and make sure you’re doing it right.
For those mornings when it wants to come out in two streams.
Mandatory quote :D Don’t cross the streams!
The only thing that would make it more awkward is mirrors