Man, I feel old since I know what teletext is

I see your teletext Doom and raise you one Doom on Pregnancy Test

I instantly sent it to my mom. She’s been reading teletext news for years.

For the sheer “WTF” factor, that probably wins, but as a practical gaming method, it might be doable to play DRL rather than Doom itself.

One day Doom will be able to run through carrier pigeons.