• Transporter Room 3@startrek.website
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    1 year ago

    In the year 2400, Riker would get his own streaming platform show adaptation of his career.

    Jamaharon would be gratuitous and in every episode

    You can’t tell me he didn’t (respectfully) shoot his shot every time they met up with another ship.

    • ummthatguy@startrek.websiteEnglish
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      1 year ago

      Now, here’s the twist, and there is a twist.

      We show it.

      We show all of it.

      Because what’s the one major thing missing from all sci-fi these days, guys?

      Full penetration.

      Guys, we’re going to show full penetration, and we’re going to show a lot of it.

      I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Riker really going to town on this hot, young engineer.

      From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

      And then he explores again.

      He’s out scanning for life forms.

      Then he’s back to the warp core for some more full penetration.

      Explores, back to the core, full penetration.

      Explore, penetration, explore, full penetration, explore, penetration…

      And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 40 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends.