tamagotchis lasted longer than the confederacy
This my new favorite comparison
If her family could read, they’d be offended.
This girl was born innocent… And thanks to the shitty roll of dice her patents were moron rednecks that filled her brain with garbage.
Her parents were also born innocent…
True. It’s a vicious cycle of hate, that’s hard to break if you live in a backwards part of the country surrounded by morons.
This dress is also available in a color we call “Appomattox Court House”.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people
What are the chances the marriage lasts longer than the Confederacy?
Seems like conefederates has no ass after the beating they had.
Trash.
Bo and Luke been hitting that.
Roll tide!
Alright but like, the dress actually does look nice
No it doesn’t. It looks like someone that needs so much damn attention they can’t just get married, they need to own the libs while getting married. It’s sad and looks horrible because of the pattern. Nothing makes it look good.
No, it doesn’t. It’s a crinkled, rumpled, shapeless mess. It looks like it was home made, by someone with no business making a dress.
It looks terrible.
I’ll be her slave. :)
bro chill
I didn’t know comments could have BO