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I’m not even supposed to be adventuring today!
37 potions? Try not to drink any potions on the way to the parking lot!
I’d love to be silent Bob. “I nod aggressively”
You’d have to go on a long eloquent monologue about your current situation and how to resolve it leading up to the climax of every session, though.
If the money doesn’t show, you owe me, owe me, owe.
Roll for initiative to attack the Easter Bunny.
Bardic Inspiration: “MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERZERCKER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK, BERZERCKER!”
A group of rangers seek your assistance in liberating some animals from a hidden facility where they’re being used as test subjects for new spells.
Roll for perception.
