Universal Monk@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · edit-23 days agoLied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down15
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareLied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.plus-squareUniversal Monk@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoI have a thing for color coordinationmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI have a thing for color coordinationAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square3fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoI go to Sleep at 3pm most daysmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI go to Sleep at 3pm most daysAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square6fedilink
krakenwagen@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · edit-22 months agoI was on this incredibly toxic random chat site and reported myselfplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down12
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI was on this incredibly toxic random chat site and reported myselfplus-squarekrakenwagen@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Fabulous Lance@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 3 months agoI still prank call peoplemessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI still prank call peopleFabulous Lance@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoI fucking hate Matt Gaetzmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down11
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareI fucking hate Matt GaetzAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Fabulous Lance@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 3 months agoI've been secretly using my roommate's expensive face cream for monthsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI've been secretly using my roommate's expensive face cream for monthsFabulous Lance@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agoTrue confession- I upvote every post with a 0 rating. Dont judge me.lemm.eeimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down14
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageTrue confession- I upvote every post with a 0 rating. Dont judge me.lemm.eeCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Kendra @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · edit-25 months agoI farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.plus-squareKendra @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Kendra @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months agoI smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down15
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.Kendra @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square7fedilink
krakenwagen@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months agoI dont get along with ppl so i get banned from almost every social mediaplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down113
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1message-squareI dont get along with ppl so i get banned from almost every social mediaplus-squarekrakenwagen@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square18fedilink
Kendra @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months agoI had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept togethermessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down12
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareI had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept togetherKendra @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square10fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoI use to only watch horror movies when I was drunk because they're too scary while sobermessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI use to only watch horror movies when I was drunk because they're too scary while soberAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square6fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoI use to steal stickers from the grocery store when I was like 6 or 7plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI use to steal stickers from the grocery store when I was like 6 or 7plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoI haven't vaccumed in 2 weeksmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareI haven't vaccumed in 2 weeksAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square6fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 months agoI down vote every picture post in the kindroid community on redditplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down16
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareI down vote every picture post in the kindroid community on redditplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square3fedilink
