supertrucker@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days agoA transgendered person got a job at a chocolate factory recentlyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down115
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareA transgendered person got a job at a chocolate factory recentlyplus-squaresupertrucker@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square3fedilink
workerONE@lemmy.world · 11 days agoIf a blue bird has blue babies and a red bird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down110
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareIf a blue bird has blue babies and a red bird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?plus-squareworkerONE@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square5fedilink
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-221 days agoA poor farmer finds a genie lampplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down13
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareA poor farmer finds a genie lampplus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-221 days agomessage-square0fedilink
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 month agoA woman is out shopping, and suddenly spots her husbandplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down111
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareA woman is out shopping, and suddenly spots her husbandplus-squareNeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 month agomessage-square8fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month agoDid you hear the one about the man with 5 penises?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down114
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear the one about the man with 5 penises?plus-squareMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month agomessage-square9fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months agoI took the shell off my racing snail to make it faster but now it seems sluggish.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down12
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareI took the shell off my racing snail to make it faster but now it seems sluggish.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 months agoA plane crashes in the middle east...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down18
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareA plane crashes in the middle east...plus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio · 3 months agoGenie: I'll grant you three wishes, but...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down17
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareGenie: I'll grant you three wishes, but...plus-squareOnno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Priyal@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSome funny quotes from the game series Tropicoplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down12
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareSome funny quotes from the game series Tropicoplus-squarePriyal@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Susaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months ago"Freeze! You're under arrest for stealing the Wikipedia database!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down15
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-square"Freeze! You're under arrest for stealing the Wikipedia database!"plus-squareSusaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
latexgamble@lemm.ee · edit-23 months agoSnowflakes Everywhere🤣plus-squarelemm.eeimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down116
arrow-up1-13arrow-down1imageSnowflakes Everywhere🤣plus-squarelemm.eelatexgamble@lemm.ee · edit-23 months agomessage-square2fedilink
latexgamble@lemm.ee · edit-23 months agoStill my Favorite 'Easter' Joke.plus-squarelemm.eeimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down19
arrow-up1167arrow-down1imageStill my Favorite 'Easter' Joke.plus-squarelemm.eelatexgamble@lemm.ee · edit-23 months agomessage-square19fedilink
Susaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months agoThree men die at the same time, and all arrive at the pearly gates togetherplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down12
arrow-up165arrow-down1message-squareThree men die at the same time, and all arrive at the pearly gates togetherplus-squareSusaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Susaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months agoA young couple dies while travelling to the altarplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down14
arrow-up1155arrow-down1message-squareA young couple dies while travelling to the altarplus-squareSusaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months agoWhat do you call a spaceman that never goes into space?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down14
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a spaceman that never goes into space?plus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Susaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · edit-24 months agoA man buys a pair of smart shoesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down16
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareA man buys a pair of smart shoesplus-squareSusaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square1fedilink
NataliePortland@lemmy.ca · edit-24 months agoDo you know why ants don’t get sick?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down15
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareDo you know why ants don’t get sick?plus-squareNataliePortland@lemmy.ca · edit-24 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Smallwater@lemmy.world · edit-24 months agoA bear walks into a bar...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down14
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-squareA bear walks into a bar...plus-squareSmallwater@lemmy.world · edit-24 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Smallwater@lemmy.world · 4 months agoA pirate walks into a bar...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down14
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareA pirate walks into a bar...plus-squareSmallwater@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Susaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 months agoJoe and Frank are called in to identify the body of Jimplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down10
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareJoe and Frank are called in to identify the body of Jimplus-squareSusaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square4fedilink