NigahigaYT@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agoAnon's uncle is a late-night truckerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down19
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minus-squareTonyTonyChopperlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-23 days agoI hit it with Google Lens. Seems like it doesn’t like green on blue text but it’s mostly right dad’s friend, li call him Bob, is dring a ng out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere oregon has to make the delivery by the following morning so he decides to just drive through the night it’s like ane in the morning, no one else is out on the roads Phaant seen another car in probably a hundred miles he is literally in the middle of nowhere suddenly the whole entire sky lights up matantly like daylight Bob fuckin slams on the breaks, has no idea what the hell is going on everything stays lit up for a good solid ten seconds, he can see everything whatever’s happening, it’s not lightning, it doesn’t stop or flicker at all Bob hunkers down, anticipating imminent nuclear devastation suddenly sky goes dark again no sound, no blast waw he sits there in the middle of the road waiting for almost five minutes, then decides to keep going figures it was a meteor or something goes about two miles up the road and sees a car with its flashers on stopped in the middle of the road stops a good distance away from t there’s not enough room to go around it front end of the car is crumpled the it hit something Bob figures they probably hit a deer that got spooked whenever the meteor went over and ran into the road the gets out of the cab and goes to see if the driver is okay diver is sitting on the ground by the diver side door has his knees up and is testing his head on his ams Hey buddy you okay? Bob calis he stops about ten feet away for seemingly no reason something about the whole siiation feels weed Bob is one of those guys that always listens to his gut so he stays put God my head is killing me." The guy says, but he doesnt lift his head up so it’s muffled Did you hit a deer? Bob asks she’s getting more and more uneasy somethings wrong (cont) Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:25 14 No. 19057756219057707 19057712 but he still can’t figure out what exactly it is the guy says he think he might have hurt his head, asks Bob to please help him Blob takes a step forward but his natincts are going apeshit he looks at everything again that’s when he notices it the fucking car is all wrong it looks like what someone thinks a car looks like it has all the right pieces but there’s nothing extra, if that makes sense Blob says it looked like a cheap hot wheels knock-off, it just looked wonky and wrong he looks around at the back of the car and realizes that not only is there no license plate, there’s not even a trunk it’s just one solid piece of material with taillights put in it there’s no manufacturer or model names Bob knows cars, and this thing is nothing he’s ever seen before. from where he’s standing, he can see there’s no tailpipe or even hubcaps t’s just the shape of a car he starts to back up and the guy asks him for help again Bob tells him he can’t help him and that he’ll call a tow truck when he gets to the next town the guy ifta his head and looks at Bob tells him he thinks he might have a concussion something is really really wrong with the guys face but again it takes a second for Bob to figure it out The next part is exactly how Bob described it everything on the mans face was where it should have been, in their normal positions The looked totally normal except for the fact that his eyes and mouth wers on upside down Bob goes apeshit and sprints back to his nig climbs in, locks the door just in time for the man to slam into the door behind him how the fuck did he get there so fast he knocks on the glass and smiles at Bob but because his mouth is upside down it looks like he’s screaming telis Bob to open the door so he can come in Bob fucking floors it doesn’t care if the hits the guy or not Phis trick easily pushes the “car” out of the way whatever it is, it’s light and it makes no sound when he hits it Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:30:06 No. 19057767 29384574832.jpg (18 KB. 267x200) 19057756 Unfortunately it’s an anticlimactic ending. Bob got where he was going fine, with no other problems. My dad knows the story, but I don’t think he believes it. But Bob tells it to everyone he meets, so he obviously does He’s absolutely adamant about the guy being an alien Years later I heard about the Thatcher Effect and nearly had a fucking heart attack when I saw it I showed one of the pictures to Bob and he wouldn’t even look at it He says it’s exactly what the guy looked like. pic very much related
I hit it with Google Lens. Seems like it doesn’t like green on blue text but it’s mostly right
it’s like ane in the morning, no one else is out on the roads
Phaant seen another car in probably a hundred miles
he is literally in the middle of nowhere
suddenly the whole entire sky lights up
matantly like daylight
Bob fuckin slams on the breaks, has no idea what the hell is going on
everything stays lit up for a good solid ten seconds, he can see everything
whatever’s happening, it’s not lightning, it doesn’t stop or flicker at all
suddenly sky goes dark again
no sound, no blast waw
goes about two miles up the road and sees a car with its flashers on stopped in the middle of the road
stops a good distance away from t
front end of the car is crumpled the it hit something
the gets out of the cab and goes to see if the driver is okay
diver is sitting on the ground by the diver side door
Hey buddy you okay? Bob calis
Bob is one of those guys that always listens to his gut so he stays put
Did you hit a deer? Bob asks
she’s getting more and more uneasy
(cont)
Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:25 14 No. 19057756219057707
the guy says he think he might have hurt his head, asks Bob to please help him
Blob takes a step forward but his natincts are going apeshit
that’s when he notices it
the fucking car is all wrong
it looks like what someone thinks a car looks like
it has all the right pieces but there’s nothing extra, if that makes sense
Blob says it looked like a cheap hot wheels knock-off, it just looked wonky and wrong
it’s just one solid piece of material with taillights put in it
there’s no manufacturer or model names
Bob knows cars, and this thing is nothing he’s ever seen before.
from where he’s standing, he can see there’s no tailpipe or even hubcaps
t’s just the shape of a car
he starts to back up and the guy asks him for help again
the guy ifta his head and looks at Bob
tells him he thinks he might have a concussion
The next part is exactly how Bob described it
everything on the mans face was where it should have been, in their normal positions
The looked totally normal
except for the fact that his eyes and mouth wers on upside down
climbs in, locks the door just in time for the man to slam into the door behind him
telis Bob to open the door so he can come in
Bob fucking floors it
Phis trick easily pushes the “car” out of the way
whatever it is, it’s light and it makes no sound when he hits it
Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:30:06 No. 19057767
29384574832.jpg (18 KB. 267x200)
Unfortunately it’s an anticlimactic ending.
Bob got where he was going fine, with no other problems. My dad knows the story, but I don’t think he believes it.
But Bob tells it to everyone he meets, so he obviously does
He’s absolutely adamant about the guy being an alien
Years later I heard about the Thatcher Effect and nearly had a fucking heart attack when I saw it
I showed one of the pictures to Bob and he wouldn’t even look at it
He says it’s exactly what the guy looked like.
pic very much related