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    3 days ago

    I hit it with Google Lens. Seems like it doesn’t like green on blue text but it’s mostly right

    dad’s friend, li call him Bob, is dring a ng out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere oregon

    has to make the delivery by the following morning so he decides to just drive through the night

    it’s like ane in the morning, no one else is out on the roads

    Phaant seen another car in probably a hundred miles

    he is literally in the middle of nowhere

    suddenly the whole entire sky lights up

    matantly like daylight

    Bob fuckin slams on the breaks, has no idea what the hell is going on

    everything stays lit up for a good solid ten seconds, he can see everything

    whatever’s happening, it’s not lightning, it doesn’t stop or flicker at all

    Bob hunkers down, anticipating imminent nuclear devastation

    suddenly sky goes dark again

    no sound, no blast waw

    he sits there in the middle of the road waiting for almost five minutes, then decides to keep going

    figures it was a meteor or something

    goes about two miles up the road and sees a car with its flashers on stopped in the middle of the road

    stops a good distance away from t

    there’s not enough room to go around it

    front end of the car is crumpled the it hit something

    Bob figures they probably hit a deer that got spooked whenever the meteor went over and ran into the road

    the gets out of the cab and goes to see if the driver is okay

    diver is sitting on the ground by the diver side door

    has his knees up and is testing his head on his ams

    Hey buddy you okay? Bob calis

    he stops about ten feet away for seemingly no reason

    something about the whole siiation feels weed

    Bob is one of those guys that always listens to his gut so he stays put

    God my head is killing me." The guy says, but he doesnt lift his head up so it’s muffled

    Did you hit a deer? Bob asks

    she’s getting more and more uneasy

    somethings wrong

    (cont)

    Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:25 14 No. 19057756219057707

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    but he still can’t figure out what exactly it is

    the guy says he think he might have hurt his head, asks Bob to please help him

    Blob takes a step forward but his natincts are going apeshit

    he looks at everything again

    that’s when he notices it

    the fucking car is all wrong

    it looks like what someone thinks a car looks like

    it has all the right pieces but there’s nothing extra, if that makes sense

    Blob says it looked like a cheap hot wheels knock-off, it just looked wonky and wrong

    he looks around at the back of the car and realizes that not only is there no license plate, there’s not even a trunk

    it’s just one solid piece of material with taillights put in it

    there’s no manufacturer or model names

    Bob knows cars, and this thing is nothing he’s ever seen before.

    from where he’s standing, he can see there’s no tailpipe or even hubcaps

    t’s just the shape of a car

    he starts to back up and the guy asks him for help again

    Bob tells him he can’t help him and that he’ll call a tow truck when he gets to the next town

    the guy ifta his head and looks at Bob

    tells him he thinks he might have a concussion

    something is really really wrong with the guys face but again it takes a second for Bob to figure it out

    The next part is exactly how Bob described it

    everything on the mans face was where it should have been, in their normal positions

    The looked totally normal

    except for the fact that his eyes and mouth wers on upside down

    Bob goes apeshit and sprints back to his nig

    climbs in, locks the door just in time for the man to slam into the door behind him

    how the fuck did he get there so fast

    he knocks on the glass and smiles at Bob but because his mouth is upside down it looks like he’s screaming

    telis Bob to open the door so he can come in

    Bob fucking floors it

    doesn’t care if the hits the guy or not

    Phis trick easily pushes the “car” out of the way

    whatever it is, it’s light and it makes no sound when he hits it

    Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:30:06 No. 19057767

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    Unfortunately it’s an anticlimactic ending.

    Bob got where he was going fine, with no other problems. My dad knows the story, but I don’t think he believes it.

    But Bob tells it to everyone he meets, so he obviously does

    He’s absolutely adamant about the guy being an alien

    Years later I heard about the Thatcher Effect and nearly had a fucking heart attack when I saw it

    I showed one of the pictures to Bob and he wouldn’t even look at it

    He says it’s exactly what the guy looked like.

    pic very much related