i’d probably pick
- cartoon tv series can’t have more than 3 seasons
- avocados should have most subsidies of any food
- electron apps are now illegal
- normal tv series can’t have more than 5 seasons
- protruding doorsteps are now illegal
- 200% tax for: cars that go faster than 130km/h, screens above 28", GPUs over 150W, guitars, audio amplifiers using vacuum tubes
- right of way is always in the following order: pedestrians, muscle driven, motorized
- javascript, python, java, CSS 3, spreadsheets and everything .NET is now illegal
- Companies are liable in case of data leaks as well as for critical security issues they didn’t fix or provide patches for within a reasonable timeframe
- mandatory “driving license” for using computers attached to any network
- Companies with job offerings or marketing texts including the following words will for ever be excluded from official tenderings, funding and aid payments: “stack”, “AI”, “culture”, “cloud”, “fixed-term”, “flexible”, “internship”, “driven”, “blockchain”, “agile”