fossilesque to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI believe it.imagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1499arrow-down110
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minus-squareJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·4 months agoPyramids have tombs. Tomb Raider has Laura Croft. Laura Croft had polygon breasts in the early games. There is a giant Angelina Jolie under the sand.
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoI came to comment about the same, but it’s not Angelina Jolie, it’s actually a giant statue of Lara Croft. My theory is one of the artifacts she found sent her back in time.
Pyramids have tombs. Tomb Raider has Laura Croft. Laura Croft had polygon breasts in the early games.
There is a giant Angelina Jolie under the sand.
I came to comment about the same, but it’s not Angelina Jolie, it’s actually a giant statue of Lara Croft. My theory is one of the artifacts she found sent her back in time.
Truss me. I did the science.
Big if true