WASHINGTON—Breathing a huge sigh of relief when they saw the two halves, a spokesperson for the U.S. populace announced Tuesday that the nation likes it when the hamburger bun is already cut. “Oh thank God—that would have been exhausting,” said 43-year-old Zachary Bernard, who spoke on behalf of all 335 million…
I’ve never even experienced an opportunity to cut a hamburger bun in half. They’re always pre-cut. Where are you finding these fancy DIY-to-cut hamburger buns?