That’s right, this is a beautiful blonde woman with cleavage. Triggered yet? The woke zombies will cancel me for this one. In an age where the blonde titty monster has been vanquished by political correctness, it’s time we appreciate blonde women with goo goo ga ga awwooooga pulls collar and steam comes out

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    4·
    8 months ago

    Is this even an actual photo? It looks shopped and/or at least partially AI generated. Like under her breasts there are clear marks of like rudimentary image stretching that’s given them weird straight lines and sharp angles that don’t make physical sense. The overall shape of her body looks like the typical photoshop image squashing stuff, but the more I’m looking at the more I’m starting to doubt it’s even real, like between the pose and angle and scale it all seems wrong in the way AI tends to get proportions just slightly wrong even as it fills in details that look mostly right. Like look at her right shoulder and arm and hand, and compare that to the left: it’s further away from the camera, but looks scaled to be bigger not to mention the weird angle of her shoulder.

    Conclusion: at least heavily (and clumsily) shopped, and I’m leaning towards entirely AI generated or outfilled from a headshot or something.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      7·
      8 months ago

      Nah, it’s real. This was an awards show last year. I did a big analysis on it somewhere because so many of the dresses were “nude” or faux nude, pasties and body stockings under sheer fabric, and I was really curious if that trend was going to continue. I’m still waiting for Florence Pugh to show up bare breasted at an Awards show, she’d do it if anyone would.

    • ObamnaSoda [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      7·
      8 months ago

      I know it’s real because in hungary the fascist government owned news site showed the photos in an article titled ‘gorgeous actress shows her beauty’ but after they found out she’s trans the title changed to ‘lgbt agitator flaunts her tits’ (i’m sure if hungarian had gendered pronouns the would have intentionally used the wrong ones)
      hungary-cool

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    4·
    8 months ago

    I was woke and then I saw a boob and I said “no more woke for me” and she said “what the hell are you talking about?” and I said “go woke go broke!” and she said “broke? I paid for dinner” and got frustrated and put her bra back on. I shouted “farewell woke!” And she said “my name is annie you dickhead” and then she shoved me out of her apartment.