Russian president uses victory speech to say war in Ukraine and strengthening military will be his main tasks

Archived version: https://archive.ph/jXgin

      • xor@infosec.pub
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        1. suicide by poisoning yourself and jumping out of a window after shooting yourself twice in the head
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        8 months ago

        You forgot the 3rd party candidates,

        1. Vladimir Pootin
        2. V. Putin
        3. Vladdie P. Utin
        4. Mr. I Will Push You Out Of A Window
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    Navalny would have posed a legitimate challenge if someone wasn’t so afwaid of him

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      Over on hexbear they’re saying navalny wasn’t very popular and it’s just western propaganda that he was murdered so dipshit (putin) could cosplay as a popular politician and not a whiney little bitch with a table 4x too long for his own good.

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        I don’t know much about him, but some of the more in depth reporting on him I read said we in the West wouldn’t like him much except for the fact that he was Putin’s most credible opponent.

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        Why do they think he was poisoned and thrown in prison I wonder. For jaywalking?😂 littering?😄

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        Hexbear is a hateful cesspool of shills and LLMs pushing Kremlin propaganda while masquerading as liberals.

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      The Kremlin has brainwashed the Russian people to believe it. It’s for their internal, captive audience.

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    At least during the soviet occupation the gave fruit to people to show up to vote for the one option…

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    putin and his homies running for presidency. I wonder if the other candidates were shitting their pants at the possibility of getting elected unexpectedly

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      If you get too many votes they’ll paint the sidewalk outside your seventh floor apartment with your brains.