After five months of Israel carrying out heightened attacks against Gaza, the U.S. military has expressed they are doing everything in their power to save Gazan civilians from the current humanitarian crisis caused by the weapons sent by the U.S. military. During his State of the Union addre

Not the Onion, but still great satire.

  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.eeEnglish
    17·
    3 months ago

    Oh hey, I’ve seen this at a factory before. Sometimes you have to create your own problems if you want that overtime.

    New theory, the military industrial complex is officially late on child support.

    • pdxfed@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      Theory? Will Smith joked about $500 hammers in Independence Day 25 years ago; the government giveaway to grifting military industrial corps is 50+ years old and one of the reasons why the right would never dismantle the federal state.

      • DarkNightoftheSoulEnglish
        1·
        3 months ago

        I think it was the writer for ian malcom’s character’s dad, not will smith

  • CM400@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    3 months ago

    Brilliant headline, but I stopped reading when I scrolled and I got a popup ad for their merch.

    • stinerman [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPEnglish
      4·
      3 months ago

      That’s fair. I often forget there are ads on the internet. I look at these through an RSS reader and Firefox Enhanced Tracking Protection set to Strict is enough that I hardly ever see an ad.