The Milky Bars are on me! 🥛🗝 💈 💈 💈
Ended up sleeping 12 hours last night. Guess the new gym program is working!
I started feeling worse after a nap yesterday afternoon. It was one of those naps where upon waking I could swear I’d been punched in the face and been run over by one of those wannabe F1 drivers they always seem to hire for replacement buses
I ran out of soothers, not that they were doing very much anyways. But I did find an orange in my fridge, so I had that. Also remembered I have no sugar cordial I keep on hand for when I’m sick (when I have a cold, I always really struggle with water intake despite usually drinking lots)
Also I bought a game called chef in the steam sale and hopped on at 10 thinking I would play an hour then go to bed, but it’s now 2 and it appears I may still be awake
“Man’s Attempt to go to bed early foiled by cat chasing random bug in bedroom. When asked why he didn’t remove the cat he was quoted as saying: she’ll just bang on the door all night” More news at 11.
Cat chasing bug is excellent. My cats won’t, they just lazily look at bugs while I tell them to do their job of protecting the house from said bugs.
Don’t know if anyone was watching the news but a cargo ship in Baltimore collided with a bridge and took the whole thing down.
It sounds horrific.
Fucking hell that’s so bad… How could someone not realise they were about to hit a fucking bridge!!!
Montague st bridge says hi.
Holy shit… Someone asleep at the wheel in the worst way
Saw the footage on abc news Just In. Wholly schmowlly. Stuff of nightmares.
That bridge was about a third longer than the West Gate, with a similar clearance height. Nutty.
Hhhooly shit. That footage is something else. How does that happen?!
Ohh…when you look at the YouTube footage…there’s a car with flashing lights. It stops the cars on the bridge a few mins prior. The right thing. But … Just sitting there…if they’d stopped them before the bridge…
Sorry. Thats a lot. My heart hurts
have the house to myself today
can relax and be me for a while
Whoa. No pants day. Hang all ya bits out.
I have more mental energy to look after myself better. I eat better, sleep better, dress better, do more, everything is better.
You enjoy yourself. Let the furr boys do the housework.
Good Milk chocolate is the best chocolate :)
Nope! 80% dark wins hands down
All are good. Even better when you blend them together in a hot choco, but the sugar content tends to be quite horrific.
Finally the apartment has cooled down to a more reasonable 24°C. So the cats have started their zoomies.
They have been lethargic and not doing zoomies in the last 3 weeks as the apartment was constantly 31-35°C.
That is untenable. Is there anything you can do before next summer?
We are attempting to buy a house at the moment. Hope it goes before then.
How you been Seagoon?
I’ve been unwell with a bad back but am 90% better now. Thanks.
How’ve you all been ? 😊
Sorry to hear, but good it is better now.
All five of us are good, thanks:)
Did they end up with extra-zoomies from cumulatively bottling up energy for the past 3 weeks?
It has been a bit more intense, yes.
Ooh hello Moon 🌕
When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon… he’s all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He’s useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.
When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn’t know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!.. I’m the moon.
One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!
Neil Armstrong…walking in mah face …
am now singing moon song 🌕 👁️ 🍕 ❤️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUz1pZ_LujU
It’s dashcam installation day! Then I just need to witness something worth submitting to YouTube while singing in the car, get discovered by a talent agent from that exposure and then I’ll be a ⭐ STAR ⭐
Just remember not to be one of those yuppy rich people who mute the audio if you swear. I don’t come to hear “FU-”. The more you call the driver in front inanimate objects, the funnier you’ll be!
I had an idea to have a pre-thought-up tirade ready which uses subbed words like darned, fudging, etc. for a laugh.
But I also have another idea locked and loaded which might be fun too.
Judging by the lyrics of most dashcam videos: don’t try classical.
Like this?
“Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!”
I just dropped my cat at the cattery for the very first time. I feel like an absolute monster, abandoning my little baby. I know it’s for his own good- I’m going away for 10 days and last time I was away that long he struggled with a friend visiting daily.
But still. And the house feels very empty.
aw, hugs, he’ll be ok. Cats are very adaptable.
He’s a sociable boy, and I know he’ll be just fine, but it’s still hard to walk away and leave him there! He’s probably having a lovely time already.
He’ll be ok. It’s stressful and sucks but you’re ensuring he’s safe and well cared for
Wow, my dress alteration costs more than my dress.
I better look like a million bucks when I wear it. 😂
I get op shop suits for about $50 then tailor them for another $250.
I get it. A well-fitted suit looks so good. You can totally tell the difference.
I had a floor length full circle skirted dress taken up once and just that cost almost as much as the dress. Proper alterations so a dress (or any other sort of clothing) fits properly are well worth it.
So true. And some fabrics are tricky. Using my sewing machine wouldn’t have cut it.
Easier to take it up at the waist than at the hem.
Except this dress did not have a waist seam. There were lace overlays and an asymetrical seam around the skirt involved, so in this instance even though it was a very long hem it was still the only real option. 💃
Dress? Was this a wedding dress?
Haha, thank goodness, no.
sorry, I just can’t remember all the stories
I just killed a fly with my bug a salt that’s been harassing me all morning. It took two blows. My real life Tour of Duty game 🔫
Meeting at 1 pm, after which I will putting my Teams status on Do Not Disturb and continue playing Dragon’s Dogma 2
FUCK THE POLICE!!!
When you can’t tell whether the tram smells of either tinned fish or diarrhoea
I think trams/people are getting smellier.
Bit of both?
I can always smell fish and chips mixed with rotten salad sandwich.
PB on my run this morning. Notification came up on my watch as Panama was playing. Felt good man.
Congrats 🎉
Great song! What else is on your running playlist?
It’s a bpm based playlist I found on Spotify. Suits my cadence. Every now and then theres an extra motivating song to push a bit up the hill or something, eg. Panama or Rebel Yell etc…
That looks really good. Totally my jam.
I’ve made playlists at 130, 140, 150, 160, 170 and 180 BPM. They’ve been made for cycling, brisk walking and running. They’re all about 5 years old, now. I should update them.
Nath’s Playlists:
120 BPM
- Grace Kelly - Mika
- Don’t Stop 'Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
- The Power Of Love - Huey Lewis and the News
- Around the World - Daft Punk
- Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jespin
- It’s My Life - Bon Jovi
- Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
- Black Betty - Ram Jam
- California Dreamin’ - The Beach Boys
- Groove is in the Heart - Deee-Lite
- Drive My Car - The Beatles
- Just Dance - Lady Gaga
- Thriller - Michael Jackson
- Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
- Poker Face - Lady Gaga
- How to Save a Life - The Fray
- Proud Mary - Tina Turner
130 BPM
- Ain’t No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
- Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
- I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
- Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5
- On The Floor - Jennifer Lopez
- Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
- I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
- Party Rock Anthem - LMAFO
- Jump - Van Halen
- Without You - David Guetta
- I Will Wait - Mumford & Sons
- Uptown Girl - Billy Joel
- Survivor - Destiny’s Child
- Jump Around - House of Pain
- Gangnam Style - Psy
- Jessie’s Girl - Rick Springfield
- Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
140 BPM
- Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
- Viva La Vida - Coldplay
- Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons
- Beat It - Michael Jackson
- Somebody Told Me - The Killers
- Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows
- It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me - Billy Joel
- Prisoner of Society - The Living End
- Sandstorm - Darude
- Hotel California - Eagles
- Geronimo - Sheppard
- Pretty Vergas - INXS
- Vertigo - U2
- Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! - Vengaboys
- Wild Thing - Tone-Loc
- Firestarter - The Prodigy
- Lump - The Presidents of the United States of America
- You Really Got Me - Kinks
- Don’t Dream Its Over - Crowded House
- Walk - Foo Fighters
- Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
- Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis and the News
- Low Rider - War
- Elanor Rigby - The Beatles
- Tainted Love - Scorpions
- Moondance - Michael Buble
- A Hazy Shade of Winter - Simon & Garfunkel
- Eyes Wide Open - Gotye
- No Limit - 2 Unlimited
- Let Go - Frou Frou
- Video Killed the Radio Star - The Presidents of the United States of America
- Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
150 BPM
- Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
- Harder to Breathe - Maroon 5
- We’re Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
- Crocodile Rock - Elton John
- Got me Mind Set on You - George Harrison
- Devil Inside - INXS
- You Could Be Mine - Guns N’ Roses
- Don’t Speak - No Doubt
- Shake It - Metro Station
- My Sharona - The Knack
- Mr. Brightside - The Killers
- Animal - Neon Trees
- The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
- Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison
- What Goes Around… Comes Around - Justin Timberlake
- Holding Out For a Hero - Bonnie Tyler
- Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen
- Sk8r Boi - Avril Lavigne
- I’m Yours - Jason Mraz
- No Rain - Blind Melon
- Breakdown - Jack Johnson
- Alive - Pearl Jam
- Love Me Do - The Beatles
- She Loves You - The Beatles
- She’s a Genius - Jet
- Love Her Madly - The Doors
160-165 BPM
- What I Like About You - The Romantics
- Hey Ya - Outkast
- Everlong - Foo Fighers
- Happy - Pharell Williams
- Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
- Drops of Jupiter - Train
- Shake it Off - Taylor Swift
- I Saw Her Standing There - The Beatles
- Paint it, Black - The Rolling Stones
- The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy
- We Will Rock You - Queen
- I’m a Believer - Smash Mouth
- Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham!
- Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
- Every Little Thing She Does is Magic - The Police
- Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance
- Sing for the Moment - Eminem
- Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
- Good Thing - Fine Young Cannibals
- Fun, Fun, Fun - The Beach Boys
- Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
- Rocky Mountain High - John Denver
- In The Mood - Glenn Miller
170 BPM
- Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
- Sabotage - Beasty Boys
- Paper Planes - M.I.A.
- Take on Me - a-ha
- The Pretender - Foo Fighters
- American Woman - Lenny Kravitz
- Stuck Like Glue - Sugarland
- Livin’ on the Edge - Aerosmith
- Push - Matchbox Twenty
- Helter Skelter - The Beatles
- Young Americans - David Bowie
- Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me - U2
- Supersonic - Pearl Jam
- Killing in the Name - Rage Against The Machine
180 BPM
- Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
- Ramblin Man - Danny Elfman
- Twisting by the Pool - Dire Straits
- Breaking the Girl - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
- Might Tell You Tonight - Scissor Sisters
- Turning Japanese - The Vapors
- Standing on the Outside - Cold Chisel
- (We’re Gonna) Rock Around the Clock - Bill Haley & His Comets
- All The Love In The World - The Corrs
- Ted Red Wine - UB40
- I Don’t Want To Wait - Paula Cole
- River Deep, Mountain High - Tina Turner
- Laura - Scissor Sisters
- Hey Ya - Outkast
- Gangster’s Paradise - Coolio
- Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin
- Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
- Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
- In Da Club - 50 Cent
- I’m So Excited - The Pointer Sisters
Good list. These are songs I play on a Friday night. 🍺
that looks pretty cool
I’m always in awe of people who know how to use tech in ways to enhance performance rather than complicate.
