You rat-fucking goons hired by psychopathic corporate weasels, shove your amazing [product] down my throat until I choke on the microplastics.

You thought this was a discussion platform? Moron, this is an advertising platform. Hawk your trash, traitors!

  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Presented by the miraculous minds of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, the Cinco Corporation has teamed up with GE for the revolutionary C by GE Smart Bulb! If you are having problems with your C by GE Smart Bulb, here is a very quick and not at all confusing video on how to reset your C by GE Smart Bulb following the 5 8 2 8 2 8 2 8 2 8 2 method! Off for 5 seconds, on for 8 seconds, off for 2 seconds, on for 8 seconds, and off for 2 seconds…

    https://youtu.be/DgIsn0Zac3o

    All jokes aside, this is a real product from GE, the instructions to reset it are fuckin bonkers, and the video feels like a skit from a Tim and Eric show