• Spendrill@lemm.ee
    15·
    8 months ago

    How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?

      • Spendrill@lemm.ee
        3·
        8 months ago

        Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
      4·
      8 months ago

      Flood water’s risin’. Clearly, they’re headed to Noah’s boat. That and Korean bus-drivers were deemed the only truly selfless and chosen ones for the rapture to come.