You want negativity? Like superb level of it with extra cherry on a top? You send me. Just few days ago I made a person scream my name for 20 minutes straight, but it took me a while to get there. The final result? Toe curling muscle wrenching laughs with snorts and crying. It was so effing funny it became a core memory. I showed it to EVERYBODY! Me and my friends and family will remember it for as long we live and beyond. Totally worth it.

I REGRET NOTHING.