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- worldnewsnonus@lemy.lol
- news@hexbear.net
Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.
Sounds like a healthy form of governance. People can’t be trusted to manage tempo on their own. They should do this for heart rates as well.
Checks out. If your heart rate is too slow or too fast you’re probably doing a sin.
VladBit health health trackers now mandatory. Better keep yours charged up or gulag for you.
We have the technology