Which do you prefer: the New York Crimes or the Failing New York Times?

Personally, I’m all about “that bourgeois rag.”

wouldn’t wanna tell the truth, that’d be bad for capital

Didn’t their writers go on strike or something like a year ago? You couldn’t throw in a “don’t tell me what to fuckin’ say” clause while you were bargaining? What were you even doing? Grow a spine you cowards.