"In a statement read out by a spokesman, the polka-dotted monstrosity denied the allegations saying, ‘That wasn’t my cock in the photo, that’s just what I look like. This is yet another example of discrimination against nightmare-inducing, diseased-penis-looking, boggle-eyed motherfuckers like me and it needs to stop.’ "
It’s Sunday night now and I’m late to the party but I’ve done my research and it’s definitely the guy we all think it is.
Mr Blobby was supposed to be one of the good ones :'(
"In a statement read out by a spokesman, the polka-dotted monstrosity denied the allegations saying, ‘That wasn’t my cock in the photo, that’s just what I look like. This is yet another example of discrimination against nightmare-inducing, diseased-penis-looking, boggle-eyed motherfuckers like me and it needs to stop.’ "